(l-r) Malak (Half-Elf/ Rogue/Thief); Bombaata (Goliath/Paladin/Oathbreaker); Zula (Human/Monk/Way of the Kensei); Conan (Human/Barbarian/Path of the Juggernaut); Akiro (Gnome/Wizard/Abjuration School).
IN THE REALMS
“It is written in the Scrolls of Skelos, that a woman born with a certain mark, must make a journey…there’s a key she must find, a key only she can touch…in a castle, guarded by a Wizard.”
Phi (Queen) Taramis of Semphar has charged her paladin, Bombaata, and two famous thieves to go on a quest. Conan and Malak must protect Princess Jenya, the prophecied girl with the mark, on her journey. As their quest begins, they recruit Akiro, a gnomish wizard, and Zula, an outlander monk.
As the party makes its way from wizard’s tower to ancient temple to forest glade, they find their camaraderie grows stronger – all save for Bombaata. For there is something the goliath hides, something his Queen desires him to do, that bodes ill. After the finding of the Jewel of Ahrimanes, and the battle in the hall of mirrors, and the delve into the Horned God’s dungeon – there is a surprise waiting.
Queen Taramis means to awaken Dagoth, the Dreaming God, using the treasures found by the Wakers. And Bombaata knows Conan must be not be allowed to interfere with the final stages – the sacrifice of Jenya and the rise not of a god, but of an Obyrith – the most evil and ancient of demons!
The Wakers of Dagoth will be forced, in their final moments – to confront Bombaata, Taramis, her armies…and the demon himself!
SOURCE MATERIAL & CAMPAIGN IDEAS
My third try at Conan (if you don’t count Kalidor), and it won’t be my last. There’s still the TV show and the Jason Momoa reboot after all!
Conan the Destroyer is…well…I mean…it’s not as bad as Red Sonja. But after the amazingness that was John Milius’ Conan the Barbarian…it leaves much to be desired.
For one, Arnold has bulked up – no longer as swift and agile as he was, but more cartoonish. And that theme runs through everything. They also let him talk. If you watch Barbarian, Conan has just a few lines – though he still manages to move the story forward. In Destroyer, Conan is making deals, making jokes, getting drunk, doing all sorts of things that Arnold is not quite capable of selling.
Here I’ve drawn him as bulky as I can, and with a little smirk. Since I drew him last time with his iconic sword, this time I used the double-bladed axe that he wields only for a few moments.
With Barbarian I chose to draw everyone as human. Here, I thought I would stretch a little. Malak as a half-elf makes a certain amount of sense when you see his ears. Wilt Chamberlain’s Bombaata is so huge that he stoops through most of the movie – a neat chance to draw a Goliath for the first time. And since I have already drawn Akiro as a human, the chance to draw him as a gnome was intriguing.
Choosing against making Olivia D’Abo’s Jenna a PC was a decision after re-watching the movie. I think she makes much more sense as an NPC here. She has some good character moments in the film, but she has no specific skills and mainly serves to get captured, lead the group about, and get rescued. And she is only 16. The Dungeon-master probably uses her in the same way – and to introduce the complication in any fight of having to protect her.
This actually casts some of the moments when she clashes with Conan fun to imagine. In one scene, she demands (and no doubt the DM wishes) that the group row to Thoth-Amon’s castle immediately. Conan’s player instead demands an extended rest. The DM retaliates by having Thoth-Amon kidnap the girl in the night (all the party having failed to set a watch, anyway).
Living beings as macguffins is nothing new to fantasy RPGs (or videogames, where the dreaded bodyguard missions makes you curse the game’s AI). Otherwise this movie translates really well into a campaign. The player of Bombaata should be in on his secret of course, but the rest of the party need not be. Keeping a secret from the rest of the group, when played well, can spark for some amazing reveals.
Background is courtesy of klyaksun and Getty Images.
The Pop Culture Party Series follows a similar line to my Motley Crew series. Only while that nerdly rotogravure imagined sci-fi motley crews in Firefly’s ‘Verse, this will imagine various casts of adventure media as D&D characters.