The Party of Paragons

 

As post-D&D chats usually do, this one went awry. As you may know, our party playing through The Hoard of the Dragon Queen is called the Band of Bastards. Somehow we got on the idea of our opposite number, a party of pure-hearted paragons who had none of our flaws.

SeaBorn, the sea-elf gladiator who distrusts magic and cares little for gold (the opposite of Varis).

Drizzt Do’Urden, the dark elf ranger who always does the right thing no matter what (the opposite of Emtharil).

And The Last Bowslinger, a gold dwarf who willingly admits his faults and seeks peace and justice for all.

You probably had to be there.